ok so I was reading about the tv series Hannibal when I found this. this is the hannibal that deserves a tv series let’s be real
i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times
I bet 2011 was a very stressful time for Betty
here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth
Weighing in at a hefty 11 kilos (57,500 carats), the world’s largest faceted ‘emerald’ was mined in Brazil and cut in India. Its name is Portuguese for gift of god.
no this is a dragon egg
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.
actually crying because of this
oh my god
this is beautiful
People always talk about how candy is so cheap after Halloween but no one ever talks about how cheap candy is ON Halloween. It’s almost as if you can go knock on any strangers door and they’ll give it to you for free. what a bargain
today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class
i love my history teacher
We all know that feeling, vending machine
And this is why you always reblog RDJ
THEY DON’T TEACH FRENCH IN JAIL
The last gif, he’s just like: *mic drop*